Funny Valentine's Day Cards

Bits & Pieces: Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

If, like me, you find Valentine’s Day pretty cringe, and your relationship is built on teasing, playful insults and a healthy dose of sarcasm rather than soppy declarations of love, then finding a card for the one you love can be pretty tough.

This year I’ve been looking for funny, sarcastic cards that remind my man that the girl he fell in love with has a pretty twisted sense of humour. After all, I don’t want his ego getting too big.Β πŸ˜‰

If you and your partner can’t face the idea of another Valentine’s Day card featuring hearts and flowers then hopefully you’ll find some inspiration below:

Say it with Trump

Because obvs!Β Β πŸ’β€β™€οΈ

For all those Partridge fans

Mans not hot!


We don’t even have a dog (yet) but I know this will probably be trueΒ πŸ˜‚

This is my kind of declaration of love!


Ideal for those confusing ‘what are we?’ sitches that are so awkward at this time of year

I mean, technically not a lie 🀷

Because no one’s actually too cool for Valentine’s Day

For anyone who has different ‘how we met’ stories for different audiencesΒ πŸ˜‚


I mean, it does still say I love you


Hopefully that’s given you some inspiration. Whatever your plans are for the 14th, whether it’s a cosy night in, wild night on the town or even pizza with the girls (I’m having Galentine’s Day celebrations on the 13th and 15th because #YOLO) I hope you have the best time!

And if you’re after a cute but cheap last minute gift these DIY Big Spoon, Little Spoon pillowcases are so easy to make.

Love, Sarah x